Toys for Tarts: Talking Head Vibrator

Okay, I am kind of happy about this, and kind of pissed. It's a talking vibrator, an idea I have had for years, and one that I even spoke to other people about at Hustler Hollywood, so there are witnesses that I had this idea forever ago. No I do no think Hustler ripped off the idea, I do not even think Hustler has anything to do with the production of these hi tech vibrators.

Here are some details about the new "Talking Head Vibrator"


From Toys for Tarts: Talking Head Vibrator

My Little Secret LLC's "Talking Head Vibrator" is a rabbit style vibrator with a voice-recorder chip in its base. Instead of just a steady buzzing drone, users can record their voice (or someone else's voice) to enhance their experience with audio.

Recording is done through a special chip, referred to as a "cartridge key." For long-distance or cyber lovers, audio files can be produced, e-mailed, and downloaded into the recording device. A variety of pre-recorded chips are also available.

Now, when I had thought of the idea, I was thinking along the lines of having celebrities do little voice chips for them, but I guess with this technology from My Little Secret you can create your own sound bites for your dildo. I imagine there will be a lot of Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell, and Angelina Jolie sound bites ripped from DVD audio tracks, so you can hear the stars your fantasizing about actually give you a real (well recorded) "yeah baby"


From the Sex Toys Sex Videos Superstore:

Description: Simply turn it up - it'll turn you on! Add some audio excitement and extra stimulation to your love life with the Talking Head™ Audio Enhanced Vibrator™, the world's only Audio Enhanced Vibrator™. Included are two audio fantasy chips, Slow Ride featuring Kobe and French Boy featuring Jean-Phillipe. They will talk you into complete satisfaction and have you wondering where they have been all your life.
The Talking Head™ Vibrator features advanced, state of the art vibration functions. The rotation function can be continuous, increased, decreased or in a loop sequence. The vibration speed ranges from slow to fast and offers a variety of frequencies in between. The Talking Head™ also allows users to change the mode of vibration, and is made of silicone, which cleans easily and offers maximum satisfaction.
It's the world's first talking vibrator, and is soon to be your favorite. Chose from Purple or Blue to match your personality and style. It stands 12 inches with an insertable length of 5½ inches, a circumference of 4¾ inches, and takes 3 AA batteries that are not included.

The Talking Head™ Audio Enhanced Vibrator™ is available online for less than $100; buy it now at Sex Toys Sex Videos online store.

So, what will the top celebrity sound bytes be?